I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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