we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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