Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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