NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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