I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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