In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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