I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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