I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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