just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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