Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Enjoy the penises
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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