the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
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She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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