I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Church boner. Awkwardddd
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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