I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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