no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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