Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.