before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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