What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
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Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.