Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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