lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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I AM VODKA MAN
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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