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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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