Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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