ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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