no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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