I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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