I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Umm I'm too high to move.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
