is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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