That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties