you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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