shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.