So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
i out mim tonsoeep
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