are you still at the devil's house?
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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