Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
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Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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