We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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