I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
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Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
third nipple confirmed
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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