she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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