That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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