At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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