I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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