I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I will pee on everything he values.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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