I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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