Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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