I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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