You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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