her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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