That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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