I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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