He is such a slut. More and more my type.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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