She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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