Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I just blew my weed a kiss
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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