She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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