she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
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Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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