similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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