I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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