It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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