i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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