I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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