Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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